The New Paint

Posted on May 11, 2009


– MY FRIEND is working at a lab in the states on a new evolution in ‘paint’ technology.

– What’s special about it?

– It’s a paint that doesn’t dry.

– That’s foolish. Why would you want paint that doesn’t dry?

– So you can put up a little sign that says ‘Wet Paint’ and nobody will loiter or mess around with your business.

– Why wouldn’t they just put up a sign and pretend the paint was wet?

– You always need a few victems to prove your point.

– Did you hear that my sister’s cat has leukemia?

Posted in: May 2009