This metazen is expired

July 31, 2009

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I would go here from now on: www.metazen.ca Nothing new will be published here. Here is an excerpt from an upcoming story: “THERE ARE FIVE OF ME LIVING IN MY HOUSE. Frank, 2 is the youngest. He seldom cries but when he shits, his shits terrible. Frank, 18 is writing a fantasy novel that is […]

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Same Meta Taste, 30% More Zen

July 28, 2009

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Were I you, I’d go here from now on. www.metazen.ca www.metazen.ca www.metazen.ca You will find some excellent writing by authors like Finnegan Flawnt, Howie Good and Felix Soriano as well as my perpetually shitty writing.

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Metazen.ca

July 28, 2009

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We will be moving to www.metazen.ca soon. Actually metazen.ca is about 90% complete, so you can start finding us there now. Sorry for any hassle, I know I’ll beat myself up over it. I just ate the little chewy paper wrapper from my muffin-bottom. I think it was the most nutritious part.

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Eusociality

July 27, 2009

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“How was your day?” asked Lili. “I went to see my therapist, Bradbury,” I said. “And?” *** “Tonight, the insect population is not happy with me,” I told Bradbury. “To them I am the devil.” “The devil?” he asked. “Earlier today I crept outside and knelt before a kingdom of ants on the north-eastern border […]

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Working Memory

July 26, 2009

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By kj in my childhood, mom imparted this to me: be careful where you put your happiness. growing up i thought she was right because whenever some horrid event befell me i thought about her adage, & i moved my happiness somewhere else: a safer place. that used to be the way i thought till […]

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Pants

July 24, 2009

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By Andrew Harvey The average man in North America owns six point two pairs of pants. Andrew had four, maybe four and a half; He had just ripped the crotch out of his second-string jeans, so he wasn’t sure if they counted anymore. This put him significantly below average, which worried him. It also spurred […]

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Untitled

July 23, 2009

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By Felino A. Soriano Painters’ Exhalations 420 —after Richard Diebenkorn’s Ocean Park No. 54 The eyes nod an of course answering quotidian query of distance drawing conjured invitation. Welcomed. Horizon’s arms dangling a crooked concept call toward the multilayered                     dispensation gathering a tribute to desensitized […]

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Lili

July 22, 2009

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Operator: You have reached the Writers In Crisis Hot-line. If you are a fiction writer, press one. If you are a non-fiction writer, press two. If you write poems, press one. If you write prose, press two. If you write short stories, press one. If you write longer works of fiction, press two. If you […]

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Two Poems

July 21, 2009

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By Howie Good STILL LIFE WITH FIREARMS It would be peaceful here if it weren’t for the crucified thieves writhing in the background. A waiter with the red face of a seraph sidles up and offers to show me to a table. I hurry away as if I had somewhere to go. Others wait at […]

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Things About Me You Should Know

July 20, 2009

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By judy b. 1. I am allergic to peanuts, cats, pollen, and ukuleles. 2. My right leg is slightly longer than the left and to compensate I hollow out one shoe. 3. As a child, I wandered off from my parents in a mall and was not found for three days and therefore still find […]

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